1. sexcake:

    THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  2. lilcraic:

    me in real life:image

    me online:

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    (via liamspeters)

     
  3. ewurajaja:

    Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

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    She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

    I sure will Bey anytime

    (Source: thequeenbey, via yournameisshutup)

     
     
  4. ruinedchildhood:

    me as a teacher

     
     
  5. inkteller:

    OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

    (via chanmanthe2nd)

     
     
  6. Gonna take some time to get used to! 💇 #haircut #shorthairdontcare

     
  7. gaghaz:

    one direction what makes you beautiful to you & i photoshoots

    (via assvvipe)

     
  8. flatbear:

    cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

    marin-fluently-sarcastic:

    counterpunches:

    Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

    i just want to hug all of them

    Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

    (Source: gordonramsaygifs, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

     
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  10. s1uts:

    lindsaychrist:

    toinfinityandbeyonce:

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    this literally frightens me

    she is so important

    (Source: versaceslut, via depp0licious)

     
  11. brainsick-emily:

    Blood moon along with Mars to the right. April 15,1:10AM.

    (via yournameisshutup)

     
  12. akavamps:

    JESUS BLESS RITA

    (Source: mattsgifs, via madelineeniledam)

     
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  14. mtv:

    mtvstyle:

    BLESS RITA ORA

    dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop

    (via yournameisshutup)

     
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