owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

That is crazy.

hunger-games-fandom:

If there’s no Bonnie and Twill in the Catching Fire movie, does that mean that Katniss doesn’t go to the woods?

and if Katniss doesn’t go to the woods, does that mean that she doesn’t break the heel of her foot getting over the fence?

and if Katniss doesn’t break her heel, then doesn’t that mean Peeta doesn’t carry her up the stairs

and if Peeta doesn’t carry her up the stairs or tuck her into bed then- OH NOOOOOOOOO

I THINK I JUST DIED

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship